I Got Friends

NewsNM note - Remember Garth Brooks singing "I Got Friends in Low Places? This little beauty is a parody for people who think their friends pay taxes at lower rates. Happy Tax Season from David Beasley.
FRIENDS IN LOW BRACKETS

VERSE 1
Well I'm in a dispute
I deducted my boots
And the taxman didn't think it was fair
Hey I didn't know
Cause I didn't go
I thought the Turbo Tax was free from error

But you saw my surprise
And the fear in my eyes
When I got that e-normus bill
And I begged to you
Said, darn it what do I do?
I think that I may be-come ill!

CHORUS
"Cause I got friends in low-brackets
Seems their CPA always takes a hatchet
To their A-G-I,
Well, why don't I?

I didn't know 'bout all my credits
Now my CPA handles all my debits
Oh, I've got friends in low brackets

VERSE 2
Now at seven percent
He was worth every cent
And I've, never been here before
Everything's all right,
My cash ain't so tight
And my refund's six hundred and four

Well, I ain't so keen
To the left I do lean
But April now makes me move Right,
Cause Washington won't get a nickel from me
Without a big fight!

CHORUS
"Cause I got friends in low-brackets
Seems their CPA always takes a hatchet
To their A-G-I,
Well, why don't I?

I didn't know 'bout all my credits
Now my CPA handles all my debits
Oh, I've got friends in low brackets

I Got Friends