Late Night Comedy

Jay Leno - Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke told a congressional committee the economic recovery is weakening. But the good news is most Americans will not be affected because they had no idea there was a recovery.
Jobless claims rose again by 35,000 last week. Not good. But it does show that if you're unsuccessful in this country, you didn't do it on your own. You had help. Thank you, President Obama.

Conan O’Brien - The United States postal service is about to default on $5.5 billion. They say they made the payment but the check got lost in the mail.

According to The New York Times, Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez were fired, gone. Charlie Sheen said he would like to be part of the show. He just wants to hang around to see if Paula Abdul left anything in her medicine cabinet.

Craig Ferguson - Oprah used to be the most powerful force on TV. It seems that's changed a little bit. But she's still teaching us some very important lessons, like: Never move to cable. There's a much tighter budget on Oprah's show. Last week her studio audience looked under their seats and just found gum.
Jimmy Kimmel - A new study claims that for the first time ever, Canadians are wealthier than Americans. We are their Mexico now, it turns out.
At the Beijing Olympics in 2008, they handed out 100,000 condoms. This year it's 150,000. That's 100,000 for the U.S. basketball team and 50,000 for everyone else.

Late Night Comedy