Grubesic: Senator Richardson, Seriously

John Grubesic

Capitol Report New Mexico - Senator Richardson. Say it slowly, try not to throw up and give it a chance to sink in. It makes perfect sense. Come on folks, if I can say it so can you… SENATOR RICHARDSON. Yes, that Richardson, Big Bill, Slick Guillermo, the flabby King. Richardson is the only Democrat that merits consideration. Balderas, the two Martins, that Diane lady who even the President couldn’t remember, Patsy Madrid (who last time I checked couldn’t even remember who she was), Benito Lujan? One more time, together… Senator Richardson! Getting easier right? It should be. Especially for all you Democrats that have almost managed to wash the taste of his butt off of your lips. Pucker up, assume the position and get him elected! We are not sending someone to Washington to make friends, play by a mythical set of rules and sit around waiting for the Labs to shut down, see Kirtland relegated to Nerf warfare and watch as any available money goes elsewhere; the current Congressional delegation has it covered. Don’t take a knife to a gun fight; don’t send a man wearing a suit made of salmon into a den of grizzlies or a Girl Scout to a crack house.

Bill Richardson

We need to send the most successful hood (I mean this in the best sense as in …Robin) New Mexico has ever produced to represent our interests in a city that has more unindicted felons roaming the streets than anywhere else in the world. New Mexico needs a senator with the morals of a tapeworm, the energy of a drug-addled mongoose and the cajones of a rutting moose. Somebody who can down a gallon of vodka, bed an intern and finagle funding out of an economy that is sputtering like an accountant with a speech impediment at an IRS audit. Read full column here: News New Mexico

Grubesic: Senator Richardson, Seriously